OT: A funny!

He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

 

LOL.... thanks Granny.  Tammy

LOL!!! That was a good one!

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LOL  Thanks for the funny!!  It was great!!  Hugzzz, Cindy

 Heard it b4, hon, but it's even better, when YOU tell it!

Well, all jokes are better in Arkansas Twang!! LOL!!

Cute!!  How are the puppies?  Eyes opening yet?

I checked last night and so far they are just fatter!! No eyes opened yet!  And would you believe I was looking at all of them and noticed that it's 2 girls, 3 boys instead of 4 boys and 1 girl?? You'd think I could tell the difference!!

Can you just imagine??  Thanks for the chuckle.  Jean B.