Did I start something? I mean COME ON...... If you don't know what I'm talking about, email me. I'll fill you in. OBVIOUSLY people hate me now. Do I care? Nope

Good thoughts are coming your way!! I know about knee trouble. I had MAJOR knee surgery a few years ago and it was HORRIBLE!! I am better now though. My knee kept dislocating, the knee cap would come loose. I would fall everytime it went out, screaming and crying. The ortho cut all the ligaments and tendons around the knee, cut them to shorten them, retied them, and cut the tibia bone and moved it over (can we say OUCH!!) and it has screws holding it together!! OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH I was on crutches for about 14 weeks. It was awful, but WORTH IT. I hope I am cured. Loosing weight helped too! Love ya & I will be praying for you. Lindy

Some of the artists of the '60s and 70's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their becoming aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash 4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends 5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now 7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom 9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts 10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair 11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping 12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone 13. Abba -- Denture Queen 14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall 15. Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear Me Snore 16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again 17. Leslie Gore's -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To