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Dear Melanie, From what I understand about this situation, Joni has become quite the HOT ticket!! As glamorous and beautiful as YOU are, I am sad to be the one to deliver this bad news, You simply cannot hold a candle to our JONI......now, as heartbroken as I know this piece of information leaves you, would you consider moving to the Southern US and putting on a pair of daisy dukes and becoming a farm girl ???? Just some food for thought....I want you to know that there are other options for you!! I will not hold you any longer as I know you have your hands full with your new duties.......just make sure that Joni gets plenty of Water and Protein and give her my best. Best Regards, Pouty Poochie

You two are hilarious! I love it! Gail

Shamless hussy! I wish I could float away on a pontoon boat! SO SORRY for running away. This last week I worked was horrible. They tried to work me to death. I dont start the new one until Monday. I had planned on relaxing all week and clearing my head and my nerves from all the mental health stuff. That really is a very stressful job. Katrina changed my plans. My husband was born in New Orleans, he still has family down there. Mainly his sister and niece, alot of cousins, etc. His sister moved back to Bama a few years ago, his niece was able to evacuate out with her hubby and little ones. Still trying to find cousins & outlaws. I was in Biloxi in 69 when Camille hit. I always loved Biloxi. Katrina brought back alot of memories I thought were gone. I was 10 years old, but still have images in my head that wont go away, this week. I have family in Bay Minette, I havent heard from yet. I hope they get power and phone lines on so I can try to track em down. On a good note, they are not listed as being missing, so Im hoping they are okay. Then this nasty old spyware invaded my computer and would not let me post. I think I got em all zapped. Ive been in a lonely mood today. I lost a few online friends, on September 11, 2001, that I still miss. Im going to go play in my profile. Time to change it up anyway. I will try not to run away again without checking in. Sandy

*HIJACK* Hey Sandy! I am GLAD to see you hon. I've missed you! I've been wondering about you for a couple of weeks. I sent you an email about the catalogs...did you get it? I'll be putting in a SLAH order this Wed. If you want anything, let me know ASAP. Glad to see you back and around...don't run off again, we'll have to bring a posse and look for you! Becky

Becky! Im so sorry, YES I got the email, I just havent had time to reply to my email or read much of it this past week. I probably wont be ordering anything for a few weeks because of this change in jobs. I am the only income in the household, right now, so Im watching my pennies closely as my grandma would say Im just hoping gas does not go up any more until I can get the loan for the other car...anyway, will have you a order in a few weeks. Sandy

Love me more than your luggage huh? It better be damn Yves St. Laurent luggage then... I'm no samsonite hussy! Sorry Hon...I've been up to my ass in alligators while they were draining the swamp. Last night I came home so unbelieveably tired, that I had to MAKE myself get up, fix myself a plate and put it in the microwave. The first week of school is always exhausting. It will be better in another week or two once I get used to the routine again. I'll do better though...if I'm not around here enough, you can ALWAYS reach me through email. Oh, as for the Pouty Poochie, we have ways to fix that! LOVE YOU Becky, better than the high priced, luxury luggage, one

It's Gucci DAHLING.....that's why I love it so much!!.....In my former life when I thought I was rich.....i picked up some really cool things......Glad to know you are ok. Love YOU Kim