Come one Come all!
Hey ya'll. I know this is a little late, but better late than never
I would like to invite any of you that would like to come to Springville this Sunday (about 40 miles outside of BHAM) to my house for what is sure to be a blast! HOWEVER, (here comes the disclaimer) if you are offended by 1. Dogs and CATS 2. A bunch of rednecks squeezing into a 18' by 4' pool 3. Alcohol consumption 5. Country music 5. Lesbians 6. Kim in a bikini top or 7. Children, then you might want to forgo the festivities !!!
Seriously, we would love to have any of you. There will be plenty of food, fun and festivities. Bring your children. I promise there will be NO innapropriate behavior! Just a bunch of good ole' country folks having a good time.
Email me if you are interested and I will send you the address/ phone number.
Love you all,
Kim
I hope you have a wonderful time. I am going to have to pass because I'm just not up to a road trip of any kind at the moment. A big trip for me today is getting up out of my chair to go to the restroom.
Besides, I don't wanna come if there isn't any inappropriate behavior.
I do hope we can all meet sometime though. That would be the ultimate in cool!
Love,
Joni