Hello All, We are planning a cruise to the Bahamas we have gotten a very good group rate. Let me know if you guys are intrested. I'll give the you the travel agent info so you can ask the questions. The more people come the cheaper it is for you. Dates are July 24-27, 2008 Come on every one lets have some fun. Nidiah

I have to post this...this is so funny...maybe it's not and I'm just really punchy today because it's the Friday before Christmas, but this really made my day. > The Purina Diet > > I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina > for our dog Chip, and was in line to check out. A > woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! > > I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I > told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, > although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended > up in the hospital last time, but that I'd > lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive > care unit with tubes coming out of most of my > orifices > and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged > out of her head. > > I went on and on with the bogus diet story and > she was totally buying it. > I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive > diet and that the way it works is to load your > pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply > eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The > package said the food is nutritionally complete so I > was going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically > everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my > story, particularly a tall guy behind her. > > Horrified, she asked if something in the dog > food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in > the hospital. > > I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street > licking my balls when a car hit me. > > I thought the tall guy was going to have to be > carried out the door. >

hey, speaking of the BBC-which I LOVE, do you catch any episodes of AB FAB (absolutely fabulous?)? I have the whole set on DVD, but the newer ones, that i understnad rosanne barr owns the right to, aren't that great... anyway, happy friday to ya! karly

> George Carlin's new rules for 2006 > > New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. > > New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. > > New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? > > New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky *******s. > > New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. > > New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarke****er, but without tha****ery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. > > New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry,light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. > New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. > > New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that It's called "The Howard Stern Show." > New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. > > New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. >

Now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anorexia Ponderosa..hee hee....thats definately a keeper!!!!! *******On your homepage (in your photo) you have a beautiful daughter.... er...girlfriend...um....wife.....who the heck do you think you are???!!! Hugh Hefner!!!!!!!?? LOL