A top executive had to spend a few days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses, bossing them around like they were his employees. None of the staff wanted anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After several minutes of complaining, he finally settled down, crossed his arms, and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse said, "but for this reading I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaints, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear-end. After the nurse inserted the thermometer, she announced, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, his doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confessed, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation, anyway."

That was funny - thanks for the post!

YOU GO GIRL!! my sentiments exactly. I can tell you are a true animal lover as I. I am in the process of setting up an online business just for cat supplies and stuff. Anyway, have fun with your fury friends.

ROFLMAO! OMG that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny! michele

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.... But as we know....the great ship did not make it to New York....The ship hit an iceberg and sank....and the cargo was forever lost.... The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery....were disconsolate at the loss.... Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of mourning which they still observe to this day.... The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th.... and is known...of course....as Sinko de Mayo.... Sorry! Deb