Proctology 101

For those of us in the process or who have been through the process. Ken ------------------------------------------------ A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

Ken, That made me smile. I have to tell you tho... men still don't have a clue as to what women go thru on a a annual basis, I would love for every man to just go thru one round of our female exams!!! Thanks for the chuckle! Patti a 42 day ride to my surgery date

I am female and I'd take a female exam anyday than one of those! LOL. That was absolutely hilarious. I don't think my husband found my laughing out loud funny though.......My computer is right next to our bed and he's trying to sleep, lol. Robin