NY Times - Actual Ads *Hilarious!*

Actual Ads from The New York Times: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 ****ER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG. ----------------------------- FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG. ------------------------------ FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE A REWARD. --------------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. ------------------------------- COWS, NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. ------------------------------- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY. ------------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. ------------------------------------------ NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE. ----------------------------------------- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. ------------------------------------------- OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS. ------------------------------------------- FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB ------------------------------------------

OMG. This was hysterical. I was trying not to be in a happy mood and this spoiled it! Thanks for the laugh!