WORKIN' IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
WORKIN' IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(sung to the tune of Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland)
Children scream, they're not listenin'
When they go, we'll not miss 'em,
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin' in an elementary school.
Christmas comes, they're excited,
Though our nerves, they've ignited,
They're off of the wall, they run in the hall,
Workin' in an elementary school.
In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin',
And we know that they are really wound,
Someone hits, the other says "I'm telling",
And that is when our heads begin to pound!
Pretty soon, we'll be restin',
'cause our nerves, they've been testin',
We're happy, it's clear, it comes once a year,
Christmas in an elementary school.