Stolen from the Main Board

Danny Riggs
on 10/7/04 6:47 pm - Houston, TX
Jennifer Ramsey posted this on the Main Board and I wanted to share it here with you guys! A minister decided to try something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out, "Grace!" The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said, "Power!" The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said, "Sex!" The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, from the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."
nitengale
on 10/9/04 2:03 pm - Leesburg, VA
RNY on 09/14/04 with
Danny that is too funny. I working in a nursing home for almost 20 years and I got a mental image of every little ol man I took care of calling out the hymn. Thanks for the giggles.... Wanda
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