Honesty can be deadly

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown some possibilities that range in price from $250 to $500, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays $500, and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife, asks her to go upstairs and change, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. . . it's so sheer, it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, and tomorrow, I'll return it, and keep the $500 for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.