A man goes into a lawyer's office

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat." The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true." The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too." The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?" The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

That was funny - thanks for the post!

Thanks Jack, I needed the laugh! Deb

I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woke up beside some. Beer helping ugly people get laid since 1756. Blair