LAUGHTER IS THE #1 CURE!!! :)

BOY OH BOY! THERE SHOULD BE MORE PEOPLE IN THIS MESSAGE BOARD! SMILE, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. WE ALL HAVE MESSAGES TO LEAVE & THINGS TO DO, BUT AS LONG AS WE REMAIN HAPPY & HAVE AT LEAST ONE GOOD POO. WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR NEW LIFE & TAKE OUR PROTEIN & WATER IN ONE BIG STRIFE. IS STRIFE A WORD? WHAT KIND OF WORD? WHAT ELSE SOUNDS LIKE LIFE? WIFE? STRIFE, YA SEE THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT FROM, LOL. ANYWAY, IT TOOK YEARS TO GAIN ALL OUR WEIGHT SO BE PATIENT & FOLLOW THE RULES P.L.E.A.S.E. PROTEIN, LIQUIDS, EXERCISE, ASSURANCE, SEX & EAT RIGHT, OK SO I ADDED SEX, WHY DON'T YOU AFTER ALL IT "COMES" UNDER EXERCISE! LOL HUGS & VITAMINS & SMILES, LAURA (108 LBS. LESS)

How many fattys does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to keep the other from trying to eat it. LOLOLOLLLLLLOOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH! that was funny. http://www.kboy.org

Dear Laura sometimes is very sad special when there is no boby for you ..

!!!HEY LAURA!!!! whats with the CAPS? anyway....here are some jokes.... racial jokes:: your daddys so black he farts smoke your daddys so white and fat everytime you go to the drive-ins..the use him as the screen Momma jokes:: your momms so fat whenever she walks down the street in a red dress everyone yells "KOOL-AID HEY KOOL-AID" Stupid jokes:: your so stupid you atared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate"

I have a wonderful sence of humor, and I especially looove these... "Your Momma is so fat" my twin daughters (11yrs) told me these.... Your momma is so fat,... she has her "own Zip code" Your momma is so fat,...she sat on Wal-mart and gave it "low prices" Your momma is so fat, ...she makes the owner at the "all you can eat" buffett cry