an oldie but a goody
The new preacher in town went to go see his new congregation. When he went up to the first house, an old woman answered the door and said,"Oh my goodness! It's Conway Twitty." The preacher replied, "No, I am the Reverend Jones." The old woman replied,"You sure look like him." to which the preacher replied," I get that all the time."
The preacher then went to several other houses where the same thing happened. The preacher was getting tired of people saying that he looked like Conway Twitty but soon he neared the last house on his list and he would be done.
At the last house, the preacher rang the doorbell and a young eighteen year old girl answered the door wearing only a towel. As she saw the preacher, she dropped the towel and screamed,"Conway Twitty!"
The preacher just looked at her, smiled, and said, "Hello, Darling. It's good to see you. It's been a long time."