Bari humorous thoughts, By Susan Leayne Taylor

Being fat out weighs the benefits of being thin! I'm not fat I'm just BIG on food! Obesity is a growing problem! I don't have poor eating habits; I'm really good at it! I like eating out because I enjoy being WEIGHTED on. Bari-active: overweight and at the gym Bariatrician: one who gets fat off of the Fat. Baria-tricks: Diet Pills Bariatrics : gymnastics for the overweight Capital Gains Tax: price of being overweight Demofat: really liberal eating habits Republithin: very conservative eating habits Diet: (diette) petite death Fat: WAIST not Geri-bariatric: over fifty and over weight MacDonalds: Fat food restaurant Old Country Buffet: all you CAN'T eat Pedi-bariatric: under 13 and over weight Trans-Fat: pre-op bariatric patient Very-Bari: morbidly obese