Joke

There were TWO "woman of the world" and ONE hillbilly, sauna'ing it up one afteroon... The first woman's beeper started going off.. "beep, beep, beep" and she silenced it by pusing a spot on her wrist. The other two women were looking at her perplexed. She turned to them and said, "Oh, that was my beeper, it's microchiped inside my wrist". They all went back to Sauna'ing and then the 2nd woman's phone rings. She puts her finger to her ear and starts talking. After she ended the conversation she looked up and the other two women were looking at her. She said, "Oh that's my microchip phone inplanted in my finger". The last woman, the hillbilly, felt totally insecure about her lack of technological equipment. She excused herself and returned with a trail of toilet paper rippling from her butt. The other two woman looked up, very perplexed and the hillbilly says, "Oh look at that, I have a fax!" LMFAO

Don't you mean....."Laught My Faxing Assssssss Off"? You're crakin' (no pun intended!?) me up! Love ya! Sally

OMG, that was so cute. Do you mind if I re-post this on another board?? Melissa

Sure feel free, glad ya liked it!