OWWWWWWWWWWWW
I fell down today at my grandmother's house (the front steps). I was a dufus and wore flip flops and it had rained, well needless to say I was walking back to my car to get my clothes to wash, and I hit the first step, and BOOM on my ass I kept sliding.
I pulled my shoulder (trying to hold on to the rails and it caught me under the arm) and just about broke my arm (black and blue & broken blood vessels in my arms and hands both of em)
Well anyway, now it hurts to bend and sit and I have to go see my surgeon tomorrow all black and blue (can I keep whining a bit more)
anyhoo
I have four huge knots on my ass
so instead of my mom calling me a knothead...
well hehe u got the idea
ouch
someone come kiss my ass and make it better
I'm teasing
but do send your vibes my way, the good ones, my body is hurting
Sweetie nothing can steal the attention from your surgery, because your life is about to change forevever congrads sweetie, see ya on the losing side soon.
And for my buddy take it easy you just had the foot thing going on, you would make me think you don't want to enjoy the rest of the summer looking sexy as ever. So get some rest and don't worry about your surgeon he will get over it.....
jOI