Do you think they will let me take it home??

 So I am going to have the VSG....do you think they will let me take the 85% of my stomach home with me.....I am sure it would make a nice sized "murse"....or hanging planter....cat toy ???

Uh... no! gaross!  lol

Accckkk! But the murse is an interesting concept. It would stretch when he needs to carry more, right?

It would most likely become a cat toy....like most things in our house.....It could be a comfort item....when I am not home......

LOL do u get to take home the lapband?. I can think of a use for the lapband at least.

LMAO @ a use for the lapband!  Good one!

 AND JUST THINK THE LAP BAND IS TOTALLY ADJUSTABLE !!!!!!    
Hey they make condoms out of sheep intestines......maybe another use of the 85% 

Woah this conversation is so Buffalo Bill right now.
"It puts the lotion on it's skin"

I'm going to stuff my 85% with candy and make it into a pinata party!

lol no, but why would you. Cat toy ewww