Have you seen my boobs?

Seriously,  they seem to be missing-  If you find them, can you mail them back to me because I don't know if I can afford new ones unless I win the lottery or find a sugarmommy/daddy.

Haven't seen 'em but I found mine ...somewhere near my belly button LOL!!

You lost yours too?  Holy crap!  When I lay on my back, there are fleshy blobs in my arm pits and my ribs are flat.  When I'm upright, well, the girls are now more pear shaped (narrow at the top and a little fuller further down).  They are definitely heading south and almost long enough to tuck into my belt.  I roll them up and stuff them into my bra now.  I'd gladly get smaller for the trade off of being higher and a little tighter.

Errrrr great visual,thanks....

Mine are in my arm pits when I am in bed. With out a bra they are to my waist. And down to a "b".

Check your armpits or belly button.

Ours must've run off together 'cause mine seem to be missing too...

I, too, thought I'd lost mine until I started running.  Yeah.  That's why they invented sports bras.  See, when you are boob normal, the running only causes a little boob pain, but if you arer boob abnormal, well, it causes less boob pain and a lot of head and knee pain, well in my case anyway. 

All of our boobs have traveled to the happy boob hunting ground where they frolic by quiet flowing creeks and chase butterflies all day long......

Wow, maybe I shouldn't have opened this thread.  However I got a good laugh from Scoobyinparadise!