Will You EVER Live It Down?

I'm sure most of us have had that moment in time where we said or did something that we will NEVER live down.  No matter how long ago, friends still laugh over it, or family won't miss an opportunity to remind us -- and we still cringe at the memory!  Pick something to share...

I have so many, it's hard to select just one, but here's mine:

On our third date, I told Cynthia that I didn't feel we had enough in common to continue seeing one another -- that "the 'chemistry' just wasn't there" (mind you, we're celebrating our 20th anniversary in Feb.)!!

Yesterday, after I questioned the doctor about one of my blood levels, she told him:  "Joanne always did have trouble interpreting chemistry..."

 

 

Ok, so my "never live down moments" unfortunately wouldn't be appropriate to share in a public forum but I'm always happy to share one that my sister (God love her) managed to brighten my day with.

She was in college and wanted to move to Charleston, SC for the summer with some friends. She borrowed a truck from my father's lot, packed everything up, and was on her merry way. About half way down, they start to get hungry but they're so excited about getting there they just want to get some fast food. You guessed it...the drive thru.

As soon as she places her order and comes around the corner to get her food, she realizes that the truck's too big. Instead of asking the car behind her to back up so she can get out, she decides "maybe if i just gun it, it'll be ok."

That Hardees was never the same.

Let's see... Mark and I were in the middle of something  and I called him Mike. It's been almost 5 years and I still hear about it. I don't think I will ever live it down.

A couple of years ago we had a major snow storm (imagine that in New England) and I was walking out to the parking lot at work with everyone else when I slipped and fell breaking my ****ox (tailbone). The running joke since then is "she really busts her butt for the company".

A snow storm in N.E.? Say it isn't so!

I was jealous of this woman who was flirting with my ex.  i got a little drunk and I was drinking Ceasers and they came with pickled beans.  At some point I gathered up all my pickled beans and I put them in her purse.  And then I left.
Nobody ratted me out!  Apparently she was right pissed and wanted to know who had done it.  They all knew that I had done it, and I would not have done it sober, but now the running joke among my friends is to watch out for pickled beans in your purse.
Bren
PS, this happened in the 80's!

I work in an IT department with mostly all men. I'm the only woman that does what I do there. Anyways, a collegue of mine went to lift this server that was way too heavy for him to be lifting with his bad back so I say "Jim, move over, I'll help lift the server." Down I squat, pick up the server and at the same time there is a loud POP. I felt a freedom I was not accustomed to in the work place. Ends up I had busted out my pants from the back waste band to the crotch. Everyone stood up to see what the noise was and caught site of my holy panties that I had worn that day that my puppy at the time had gotten a hold of. We all died laughing...it interrupted most of the floors work that day.

I didn't go home, but met with Microsoft and conducted an interview that afternoon...all with a sweatshirt around my waist. My only issue was that my gobbler was resting directly on the chair. Not something I would normally do and frankly it was chilly. LOL

Moral of story: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN AND DECENT PANTIES WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR HOMES!!!

LMAO Reminds me of the one time I was martching back from the football field to the band room and I tripped and fell in a pothole and ripped my uniform open in the legs. I only had hose and underwear on that night cause I had forgotten to put shorts on under it.