Homosexual exercise...

Hello my family, there are some urban legends out there about exercise in the homosexual community... I would like to take this time, to set the record straight...so to speak.... for the Guys.....cruising the bookstore..does not count as cardio...unless you are able to get a target heart rate for a solid 20 mins.. for the ladies....a chick fight is not considered cardio....not even if you keep swinging till the police arrive...(but it is considered exercise if you dig a new well on your property by hand) this is you exercise tip for the day y'all have fun

However, for us girls.....Beer Bottle bashing at the bar on Sat night does burn some calories....AND you know tossing a chic across the room AFTER you busted a beer bottle over her head is double the exercise.

Ugh...don't know why my last post posted 2x....sorry. I think moving a 3br house DOES constitue for some pretty serious homosexual exercise.....but I do have a question. Why didn't you have all of your EX's there helping you move? I thought that is how we are suppose to do things?????????????????

lol, "all my ex's"? well to be perfectly honest, i don't have any. i have two MALE ex's but they don't really count (one is my daughter's father and he ran away to california to get out of paying child support and the other lives in tennessee and we aren't on speaking terms because well... he was extremely "promiscious" to put it bluntly...) and "girls"? well, there's my first but that doesn't count because it was a trial sort of thing (3-way w/her hubby) and then there's my current partner. she was supposed to help but she worked 12 hour days at rent-a-center moving furniture and didn't want to help with the move when she got off work. she whined and complained and cried about every d@mn thing so i said "you know what? you don't want to move? fine! DON'T move! go home, go take a nap, go watch tv or visit with your friends... whatever! i don't care! just go the f^ck home and i'll do everything else by my d@mn self!" and... she did. she went home and let me do every d@mn thing by myself! (and SHE'S the BUTCH one!!! f^cking crying because a freezer was too heavy! wtf yo?? she does this by herself EVERY DAY for a living!!!) so now i have a hernia from trying to be butch. (it's funny because i'm so incredibly femme. i'm sure it was highly amusing watching me struggle with all that furniture and those appliances all by myself and as teeny tiny as i am!)

You threw the "FINE!" comment.....when that comes out, it's all over with, at that moment. Frankly, I would have been vehement had she traipsed off and went and watched sports, or played with friends, or did whatever. She shoulda damn helped you. EOS. And now look....you were trying to be butch, and got a hernia. That blows darlin. I hope you feel betta....

thanks and yeah, it's totally my own fault. granted, she SHOULD'VE helped but that's in the past. (and it was actually a lot easier doing it by myself. less whining and i got more accomplished, lols!!)

LMAO She was such a guy! You said Fine and she believed you. Sounds like what my DH does.

However, for us girls.....Beer Bottle bashing at the bar on Sat night does burn some calories....AND you know tossing a chic across the room AFTER you busted a beer bottle over her head is double the exercise. That is so redneck, but we all know it happens!

Naw Naw Naw....beer bottle bashing barely cover half the carbs in the beer.... see things are tricky that way,, the moving furniture does count///if you pull the u-haul by yourself.... and for the guys...standing in line for Madonna tickets does not count as exercise... and for the guys...if rolling your eyes in disgust at a bad outfit were exercise..we would all be thin...

lol, how about moving an entire 3 bedroom house (the furnishings, not the actual house ) by yourself? does THAT count as exercise? (i got a hernia from it so it damn sure BETTER count! )