hey yoos guys!!!!
me and my wifey and my daughter are moving, YEAH!!!! woohoo!!!! we're moving from a dark, dingy, dirty, disgusting apartment into a HOUSE!!!
our apartment was so horrible that i wouldn't ever allow anyone to come visit us. it was so embarrassing! heck, i wouldn't even answer the door for the ups guy! it's a teeny tiny two bedroom apartment with one bathroom, black wood paneling on the walls, black doors and the ORIGINAL goldenrod shag carpet!!!
the house though? mmm... the house... yummy!! LOVES the house!
first, it's in a cul de sac, it has 3 bedrooms, 2 FULL baths, a built in surround sound system, digital thermostat that you can program different temps for different times and different days, vinyl flooring throughout, lots of windows, a working fireplace, an attached garage and a large privacy fenced in backyard with a swimming pool and a diving board, wahooey!!!!
so... we're gonna be having a lotsa pool parties this summer! and a LOTSA company!!! yay, this is so exciting! so who wants to come swimming at my house this summer? byob&b!! (bring your own brats & beer )