Things I learned yesterday...

Do not use a curling iron while naked.(this one is VERY important :>) Do not try and convince your 75 pound dog that he doesn't want to bark at the lady around the corners dogs, when she refuses to let them meet and now they are sworn enemies. Just let him bark. Do not underestimate the power of menopause...so what if YOU don't put the sugar in the freezer! I meant to do that! We will not run out of seedless grapes or oranges because they have no seeds. There WILL be more. What did YOU learn yesterday? Keep smiling, Donna

The curling iron while naked? I'll have to write that joint down! Let's see: the most important lesson that I learned yesterday was that no matter how cute my four-year-old cat, Melchiah, is, his 15-pound a$$ is just a little too heavy to hop on my stomach right out of surgery. He's cute and all, but I will $^� a cat up if needed. . . Hmmmm. . .maybe my hubby was right. Having children might not be in my or their best interest. . .Whitney Houston, anyone?

Too funny. You don't even want a hug around the waist after surgery. That is part of the reason I haven't been out to too many places where people know me. Somebody always want to hug around the waist. Don't hurt the kitty -- it just missed you while you were gone.

:>0 I have a feeling I will be facing a similar problem in a few weeks; I have a TT scheduled, and an 8 pd Yorkie who's a lap jumper too. I think I'll have to consider a preemptive approach :>) Hmm, sadly, this is not the first unfortunate curling iron incident. And my wife, who has has that is less than an inch long, just rolls her eyes at me and gets the antibiotic cream. Good things she loves me :>)