Dysfunctional Christmas Carols!

Christmas Carols for Specific Disorders Schizophrenia--Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder--We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia--I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Xmas Narcissistic--Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic-- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.. Paranoid--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Agoraphobia--I Heard the Bells on Xmas Day But I Wouldn't Leave My House Senile Dementia--Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder--Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

What fun! I have forwarded to friends & am getting phone calls & e-mails full of laughs. "lol::lol Thanks!