Morning funnies!

Can't eat Beef... Mad cow.... Can't eat chicken... bird flu Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the water has poisoned their meat Can't eat fruits and veggies . insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS" Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. (If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.) "That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it.

Just when I'm all p*ssed off at the news, here you come with some vital info that saves the day! You're a winner, Dee Dee! Barb C.