Phospha Soda, Here I Come

I'll start the phospha soda in a bit, and boy am I ready for the FUN FUN FUN Excorsist(sp?) here I come , may all the demons fly out my booty Today since I can't go anywhere I plan on helping Presleigh put up the halloween decorations, in between potty runs Yesterday I bought 3 creme filled chocolate cookies to eat before the bowel prep and boy were they yummy. Hugs, Melissa

OMG this stuff was NO BIG DEAL, I told Lisa Walls I could drink it all day. I'm used to salt....lol that's probably why I have high blood pressure and I'm doing great on the clear liquids, thought I would have a headache by now, but NOPE Hugs, Melissa

Melissa I pray as you go in the hospital all will go wonderful,,and I am sure it will cause GOD has his hands on us all ,,I 'LL be waiting too hear great things about you.. And I'll be drinking that stuff .....next week end ,,glad too hear its not so bad ..take care and you are in my prayers.love Deborah

Thanks Deborah, you should do good. Alot of people have told me how bad that stuff is, but I seem to be able to handle it. GOD is watching over me, what can I say. I am now getting SOOO hungry tho I could eat a horse (NO headache yet), but HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY Hugs, Melissa

Good luck on monday Melissa. The prep isnt that great, but man oh man you will feel so much better next week!!! Hugz, Cynde

Hey Melissa, I've been watching when people have surgery with Dr. Duncan and check their surgery and post ops. I've watched yours and even feel a little anxious and excited for you! I know you will do great! I've heard alot of great things about Dr. Duncan, and got to talk with him at length at his seminar last month. When I do get my insurance, etc. worked out, he's the one I've chosen. You're in my prayers. And don't drink too much of the Phospha Soda! Cathy C.

MELISSA I didn;t mind that stuff either My prayers will be with you tomorrow See you on the losing side

Thanks to all of you for your kind words (well except Sandra, hehehe), I WILL SEE YOU ON THE LOSING SIDE SOON. Hugs, Melissa

Oh my goodness. You brought back a memory....from over a year ago!!! I had forgotten my little "Ode" I had written. Here is my story.... Ode to Bowel Prep By Patti Crider I waited till last to do things around the house Didn't listen to my friend who said "Stay still as a mouse." Started the bowel prep at 8 o'clock Thinking "I'll have a few hours before sitting on the pot". As I pull sheets from the washer I can't help but wonder The sky is blue, what's all that thunder? My tummy's on fire and my legs are going weak I run down the hall with one hand on my cheek. As I sit here with nothing else to do With eyeliner pen and TP I write a note to you. I've read the directions on every box, jar and can Nothing to read, too quickly I ran. Can I iron in the bathroom and can I do it while sitting - Nothing here but magazines on hunting and fishing! I should have brought my book! It's boring in here! Just look at that wall! I'll have to paint it next year. The pictures are level and the towels are hung straight Oh no, the dryer is buzzing - It'll have to wait. If I call to the cat, will she hear my plea? "Push a book under the door. I need something to read!" Charmin has now become my very best friend As I reach for something to soothe my rear end. I think the worst of it has just passed I sigh as I get up, "I'm free at last!" As I flush, get up and I reach for the door "Oh Lord Almighty! Here comes some more!" So, if you're still pre-op, and have this to go through Take it from me, put something in the bathroom for you to do. And, if you've ever heard a rumor That your surgeon has no sense of humor.... DON'T BELIEVE IT! THEY'RE LYING LIKE A DOG!!!

OMG girl that is AWESOME. Talking about the surgeon since of humor I shaved, well you know what, because I told DH I wanted to be presentable........lol I even hand my brows & lip waxed, hair cut and a protein pack put on it, and had my finger and toe nails spoofed up like halloween. I told DH that I may not feel like doing it for awhile so do it all right before surgery. Hugs, Melissa