Name Game....What's your new name?
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
NEW NAME IS......
MINE IS---- Boobie Chicken Tush 
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including
the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day
or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of
humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you
have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends
and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all
adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. By the time
a man can afford to buy one of those little sports cars, he's too fat to
get into it.
Hugs,
Melissa
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including
the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day
or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of
humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you
have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends
and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all
adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. By the time
a man can afford to buy one of those little sports cars, he's too fat to
get into it.
Hugs,
Melissa 
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