Top 10 reasons to have WLS

These are my reasons they don't have to include anyone else.Unless you feel like this sounds a little familiar. 1. To get rid of my bootydo( when your stomach sticks out more then your booty do) 2. Because frankly I'm tired of squarting in the shower.(you know to reach that special area. 3.I would again like to see that special area, without anyone else telling me what it looks like. 4.When I wear my pantyhose I don't want to hear myself walking. 5.When I go to the local Walmart make it father then the benches in the front without taking a break. 6. So people could stop asking me am I going to have a boy or girl. 7.So my sons wont think that the sweat on mommy back is from exercising, but really from walking from my room to the bathroom. 8.Hearing your family say she's not fat she just has big bones. 9.To stop going to the family cook outs and know you are the one that broke the lawn chair, they find hidden in the bushes. 10.When you call people they don't think that you are a prank caller from all the heavy breathing.

One of the top five for me

Melissa that was so funny,I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard . I was at a friends Birthaday party one july and I sat on a swing and the a little boy came and sat on the other end . Well wouldn't you know it it folded in half and down I went. All I could do was laugh and hope no one noticed. But how can you hide a wholefr******g swing. LOL. Then also had a few people touch my stomach and ask when I am due. I usally say I am 3 weeks late.. Lol . I get my husband so embrassed. But oh well. Plus I would like to add one......When your belly makes more noises then you do when you make whoppie. .....

I thought that it was only me

I got stuck in my son's little truck! I knew when I "squeezed in" it was going to be a miracle if I got out. Forget buckling the seatbelt! It took him and his wife to get me out. Of course half the neighborhood was out in their yards. The last time they were here....I actually got in the driver's seat, buckled the seatbelt and drove without the steering wheel embedded in my stomach. I loved driving it so much he couldn't get me out of it. I drove him around! Patti

Stuck in someone 2 door nissan back seat

Son's truck was a Ford Ranger Edge. Funny thing....after I lose my weight I want to get a Volkswagon Beetle! Patti

Girl, you are too funny. I'm having a weird situation now...my stomach has always been soooo much bigger than my backfield, that I always thought it was relatively small. However, as I loose stomach (yay!) I am realizing that the backfield is in motion and there should be a flag on the play! (rats!)...oh well, I can say I had it before J Lo did! Kelle

Cool my bask field is what I called my breakfast pancake. So would you like to trade a backfield for some yummy pancakes

I will ALWAYS have my backfield!!! I used to think it was someone following me. Becky