RE: Boobs
Hello my Georgia friends! Hope everyone is doing awesome! One of our funnier CA MB posters offered this up to us this morning in answer to a member who was wondering where her boobs had gone:
Mammory Bland - Didn't lose a lot, but they went from GREAT! to just OK.
Tittles - about the size of skittles
Tittlets - slightly larger than a tittle
Be-gone-yas - Used to be Bezongas, but they flew the coup!
Flappers - better tie these down before you go jogging, or you will get an eyefull
Boob Tubes - Can now use tube socks instead of bras to keep them warm. These will also induce:
Thousand Points of Light - the number of stars you will see when you lean over a hot skillet with your boob tubes.
Star spangled fanners - Larger than a flapper and still having some substance. Generates considerable air movement when they flap, but can still whap you upside the head when you run.
h..ters - what they look like when you are on your back -instead of h(*)(*)ters like they used too.
Mosquito Coast - need I say more?
parking lights - dimmer version of headlights. Smaller, not as flashy, but still good for light duty
tail lights - kind of like flappers that drag behind you as you walk.
Cross eyed - they didn't shrink evenly and now the nipples point to each other ( .)(. )
***** runners - Cuz you need another pair of tennis shoes
Have a great day! 
Lynnda in Cali
Lynnda in Cali 
Boobs?!? What are boobs? If you are boob-sensitive, read no further!!! WARNING! WARNING! When I'm lying down, I think of the song "Oklahoma...something about the wind sweeps sweetly cross the plains." I would win the "no boob prize." Just ask Tonya and James. The first time we met, I had a wardrobe malfunction. It coudn't have been tooo shocking. WHEN I have plastics, I am really hoping that the surgeon will have pity on me and throw in free boobs. I DO believe in miracles.
Hugs and thanks for the smiles!!!
Love,
Becky
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