FUNNY: Night out with the girls

--this is just another FUNNY, not MY experience!!--Enjoy The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and Cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), In order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that One! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****" cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." -Flávia

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you made my night!! remember- those of us who laugh the hardest are the ones that have BEEN THERE!! DONE THAT (at least the tripping and fartin' part)!!! hilarious!!! Kim

I was also thinking....OH MY GOD, she's only 3 months out, she can't be drinking like that! I guess the joke was on me! Tricia