You might be a cyclist if...

 I was running a 10k race a few days ago and a guy came up beside me and asked if I biked.  I told him it was my first love, running was like a marriage, something you do because society says you are supposed to. (hope the wife doesn't read this).  ANYWAYS... I asked  him why.  He said, "Because you keep pointing out road hazard's."

I was not even aware I was doing it.  Felt like a real goof.  I'm sure some people thought, what the heck is that guy doing?.

Too funny.

ROY

 That is way too funny.

I have stored in the back of my mind where all the drainage grates and railroad rails are laid...And which roads are be best to take and why.  But where the heck did I put my car keys??

  really, I am

 So funny!! I have found myself doing the same thing... or if I'm crossing from one side of the street to another I'll signal my "turn."  haha!  

The next step is yelling "ON YOUR LEFT!!!!" as you pass someone and then it is in stone! LOL that's awesomeness.

If I started running and actually passed someone I think I might say "OMG" first. then say "on your left". 

Of course, if I did do that I would probably be stroking out and shortly wind up on the side of the road doing this.

So darn many goals to think about!

I do that in the car too, when my wife is driving, I yell "GLASS" and point.... D'OH!

"Running is like a marriage".. and "pointing out road hazards" in the same sentence. Whooo, you are a cyclist.