ironman nyc

Hudson = A dude in a suit face down floating not swimming = DNF "Where's Vinny???" The good news for the folks who take into the evening to finish is that after swimming the Hudson, you will surely glow in the dark! I wonder if they will be handing out diapers at T1 & T2 for those who accidentally swallowed some of tha****er and who will inevitably be shatting themselves hours later... I also wonder if just for craps n giggles if they will have 10-20 cabs trying to run you over in transition to keep you on your toes.

I also read the official rules and saw that proper etiquette calls for you to yell out, as you are going to pass on the bike "ON YOUR LEFT MUTHA F'er". I also read it will be new tradition, when you finish, to have the finish line catchers slap you (With an open hand cuz they respect you) and tell you to go "F Yourself" as they throw your finisher's medal to the ground and tell you to pick it up...AWESOMENESS!!!!

***On a side note, All aid stations will have plenty of Meatballs, hoaggies, Scrapple (For those originating from Philly)... MALTO BENE!!!

$900 poopfest... I will watch this one from the sidelines and see how that cookie crumbles. My prediction is it will be a sufferfest. Have you ever looked at the roads in Manhattan??? If you make it out of town without a flat from potholes, you have already won the battle...