Doughnuts and Cookies during workouts... not losing weight

 I am thinking mashed potatoes with lots of gravy right before your run, that should help, then maybe a couple pieces of chocolate cake when you are done...

mmmmmmmm graaaavy ..... just fill your water bottle with gravy !!!!!

Ok, so everyone, thank you for your feedback and suggestions. Here is what I came up with for my long runday nutrition plan for 1.8 miles. I will fill 2 x 100oz Camelpack bladders. Bladder #1 will be full of twinkie filling that has been deep fried but then cracked open and extracted into the camelpack bladder. Bladder #2 will be filled with a puriee of gravy, mashed potato, giblits, butter, 1/2 container of crisco and some salt (dash to taste).

I will also have a fuel belt with 4 x 8oz bottles. Bottle #1 Mountain Dew, Bottle #2 Monster Energy Drink, Bottle #3 Rootbeer and Bottle #4 liquid ass to spray on my opponents in my running path (www.liquidass.com).

In my fuel belt, I will carry a deep fried twinky marinated in goose fat and then wrapped inside a lard-based belgian waffle. I will also have boston baked beans that have been soaked in dark chocolate, butter, lama intestine and bull urine.

I cannot wait to see how I feel on my next run. Awesome! 

Jeff

Too bad your not on the East Coast.  Then we could recommend Tastycakes and liquid cheese.
Yuummmm.  A runners paradise.
Rob

 I would skip the salt, I heard it isn't healthy.

Where is the chocolate syrup? You need that, and it's low fat but good.   yummmy

In my family, the motto is "everything is better with bacon".  I suggest cooking up a pound and eating 1/2 before and the other half after your workout.  The grease will help get the donuts into your system, and also relieve any constipation you might encounter.

Crap guys, now I have two other things to think about... gourmet cheese whiz and bacon. Dangit world.... why are there so many options????? I'll cut out the unhealthy salt.

Jeff