ha-ha

found this while surfing for more Tri information Top ten warning signs you've entered a race for real Clydesdales... 10. Competitors are loaded into stalls before the start. 9. Hay in the transition area. 8. Event sponsors are Budweiser and Quaker Oats. 7. The race T-shirt comes in one size: XXXXXXXXXXXL and has FOUR arm holes. 6. A beer truck follows you on the bike and run. 5. Race numbers are applied with hot iron instead of magic marker . 4. Bike helmets are optional but blinders are not. 3. Someone offers to help you put on your footwear and he is holding a hammer and nails. 2. There is a guy on your back and he start****ting you with a crop during the last half mile. And the number one warning sing that you've entered a race for real Clydesdales... 1. The competitor next to you falls, breaks their leg, and is immediately shot in the head.

  Too Cute!