Red Meat and Porn?

Just thought I would spice up the board a bit.  

Teacher was giving me **** about red meat last night.   Although I lov her dearly, I married into a freakshow of a family.   You know what they did?  We went to a very nice steakhouse for my MIL and BIL"s joint birthday bash.   Thanks to my crazy MIL, they all ordered steaks (good ones - not Denny's) MEDIUM WELL.    OH THE HUMANITY. 

Eating good steak medium well is just wrong.   Wrong I say.  The entire family eats steak that way b/c my mother in law taught them that abomination.  Why not just put steak sauce on a prime steak. 


Then, Teacher started to give me crap about not having any steak.   You see, I have not had a steak since my Lap surgery.  When I hit my target weight, I am going to Peter Luger's and having a RARE good steak.  Ultimately, she agreed to eat some of my RARE steak when the time comes - hopefully June.

Peace,

Brad

.."Ultimately, she agreed to eat some of my RARE steak when the time comes -  "


is it me... or does that just sound naughty    hope it's sooner than June.

Rhonda.........he did put the "P" word in his subject title.

And that's why I love you so!! Miss ya too. I think I need to come to some Christmas shopping at the thrift store.


Don't forget to keep my updated on things too, just because I'm not as easily accessable.....I did the right thing though FOR ME  but I still miss you....

I can't even IMAGINE eating steak with my band Course I eat mine well done with lots of sauce. My dad convinced me that was horrible and recommended that I eat it meadium well...I just can't fathom the idea of eating something that bleeds.

Best of luck to you though. Thats soooooo awesome that you even see a target weight in the near future!! I say, treat yourself however the hell you want!!

While I would never eat an average steak rare, a great "rare" steak is ******ic.   Years ago, I managed to score a free dinner at Mortons.  My NY Strip was rare and perfect, the creamed spinach and steak fries bliss, and the chocolate souffle - beyond the pale.