The new "Toddler Diet" (for mommy's)

I seem to be on a new diet whether I want to be or not. It is called "The Toddler Diet". The way it works is: I get some food for lunch, dinner, snack -- whatever. Then, I proceed to sit down and eat it. Within about a minute (usually less) a crying, pointing, seemingly-desperately-hungry toddler approaches and begs for some of the food. The end result is eating less than the portion you have prepared -- meaning less calories, fat, & sugar are taken in by mommy. Average weight loss is expected to be 5-8 lbs per month*, depending on the appetite and desperation of the toddler. . . * Results not typical. All diets should be accompanied by exercise to achieve full effect. Never begin a diet without consulting a physician. .

Just too funny! Sparky

HAHA! I just need a toddler, dang it!