I keep getting peed on....

I'm coming to all of you for help because I'm not sure what to do. This is a serious problem....so don't laugh at me. At least not too much. Okay, here goes. I bought 2 cases of 16.9oz bottles of Aquafina and every time I open one of the bottles....it pees on me. I'm serious. I open the top....and it goes all over my hand. I don't have that problem with any other brand....just Aquafina. Is it just me? Does this brand have something against me? Or does the cold air hitting the water just give it the urge to go? I don't get it. Dasani doesn't do that. Sam's Choice doesn't do that. Just Aquafina. It has it in for me. Is it because I leave it in the car and only take out a few bottles to put in the fridge here at work as I need them? Is it revenge for giving the water heat stroke in my car? Should I just give the water away and go back a different brand? Should I seek professional help?

Now......... that heading shall get everyone's attention........you are crazy Girl I drink Aquafina and it doesn't pee on me...I'm sure it is revenge for leaving the poor water in the hot car......if someone did that to you no telling what you would do Take the water out of the car and I just bet it will be much nicer to you Your a funny girl

You're right....if someone left me in a hot car, I'd pee on them if I could too! I'll take the water out of the car and see if that does the trick!

Actually - my momma always said not to keep bottled water out in the heat... it does something to it... blah blah blah. I thought she was crazy. So she left some on the porch... out in the heat and then said take a sip. I swear, the water tasted like plastic. So... I dunno.

Hmmm.....could be. I always add Crystal Light to water so I don't know about the taste. But I did wonder if leaving it in the heat didn't do something. Isn't there something about heat expansion and water molecules? It's been a long time since I was in school and I didn't pay that close attention when in Science class anyway........but it makes sense....

Welcome to my world! Every time I touch it it pees on me too! I think I may have played with too much in my younger years! I kill me! Sparky

I have no sympathy. I am carrying a growing cantelope on my bladder... and have had a cough that won't go away (irritated lungs due to allergies/previous cold). AND... I get coughing attacks. Guess what happens when you have a large melon on your bladder and then you cough heavily? Yeah. Right. Be glad yours is jus****er. SO THERE!!!! LOL!!!! .

Water? What's that?? Is that the clear stuff we make iced tea and espresso with?! Ohh! No advise for ya here, hon. I'm a "tap water" kinda girl. K.