Happy Friday My Peeps!
i dunno..
I've been tracking down the damn parcel post man
I bought my sister a Brighton watch off Ebay.. for her 50th b-day that we are celebrating tonight at the casino. Well... I asked the man to send it usps.. cuz parcel is hard to do with me working.
He (the guy I bought it from) was confused and thought I meant ups and sent it soooo.. first attempt I'm not home.. of course, who is that works everyday.. so I signed it and said buz everyone and leave it on mailboxes inside condo.
Well yesterday there was no sticky on the window and I thought yeahhhhh.. the watch is inside. It wasn't then I got worried that maybe someone stole it. This morning going to work I see sticky in the bushes by my neighbors window.. I tiptoe and get it. Yeap.. watch 2nd attempt... soooo.. today I get off at noon.. what's the odds from 10:30 to 5 that he would come before I get home at 12:30 well he beat the odds cuz he came.. 3rd attempt.
So.. I call UPS.. recording says.. do you want another attempt or pickup.. I say pickup. They say.. it's still not too late to get today.. if you want today leave a phone number and they will call you within the hour. I wait.. she calls and says you can pick up tonight after 6 before 7... I said no I can't I wanted the gift cuz I have a party to go to tonight. She said can you meet the truck today?? I said SURE.. she said let me call the driver and I'll call you back..
Soooo.. I wait.. and wait.. I step outside and take one picture and think I better get my phone.. just incase.. and guess what yep.. I missed her call. Again.. what's the odds.. So she leaves a message and said the truck will be at Arch Tool Rental at 1:45. I call back.. can you tell me the address for Arch Tool Rental?? She said no.. I thought you may know.. let me call the driver and I'll call you back
I google.. and find no Arch Tool Rentals.. sooo.. she calls back with the address and said it's ART Tool Rental. ohhhh.. I think I have an idea where it is.. I believe I drive past it everyday. So I google and call and yes I know. I go and wait in the lot.. for about 10 minutes.. as I sit there I wonder.. I hope there is not a back entrance to here.. so I start my car at 1:45 to just drive around the building to make sure okay I could have gotten out and walked.. I just now thought of THAT..
anywho.. as I was backing up.. I see in the rearview mirror a big brown truck.. I pull forward.. jump out and great the delivery man he hands me my package and says have a nice day and good time at the party. I said I will I'm going to the CASINO and he laughs..
okay.. I'm thinking.. that with things going against the odds today
THAT I'M GONNA WIN BIG TONIGHT.. YOU KNOW SOMETHING AMAZING IS IN STORE FOR ME.. AND MAYBE THIS IS THE START OF IT ALL..
MILLIONAIRE ======> ME
who would'a thunk that the delivery of a birthday present would make me a millionaire
btw.. got you pm.. and pm'd you back
now I should go and color my hair.. I need to look purty for when the Casino wants to take my pic for the papers.
c'ya
ps.. btw.. I'm not proof reading this..