I realized...

that 2 of my favorite things are eating & sleeping. so ideally I will meet someone who will feed me while I am sleeping, making sure to rub my throat so the food goes down ok & I dont choke to death. that right there is true love. ok, I'm going to eat now. while awake. (son of a....)

Just saw this. You are just not right. *shaking my head*

why? its sheer brillance.