Mini vent, please, if you don't mind

My mother has lost her ever lovin' mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I turned 40 in October. She's known that there probably would never be a grand child in the mix. So far, she's been ok with it. There are NOOOOOOOO prospects on the donation part; either in one on one or through turkey baster. It just isn't going to happen. My eggs started rotting years ago. Ok, (I have to do this like Captain Kirk from Star Trek), Lizard's log; February 04, 2008 at 2:34 pm, central standard time. Mother of Lizard has gone bezerk and there is no weapon made, yet, to stop her. She said something in the middle of a sentence which had nothing to do with this upcoming statement. We were discussing rooofers and all of a sudden she quite determinedly told me, "I want a grand child. When are you going to get pregnant?" Wth????????? I'm 40, she's 65. Hell, I can't even take care of her let alone a baby. I swear, I think it's time to use that durable power of attorney and medical directive documents I had made up and we all signed with a notary. Either that or I can have a true honest to goodness breakdown and then no one would want me to birth a baby. Just because I got that damned new lap top and love it... What will parents come up with next?????????????????? Vent over. Thank you.

IS SHE NUTS.. get her a puppie..

Oddly enough, I did offer to buy her a chihuahua. She said she wants a real baby. Well, since she has no uterus, she'll be wanting for a loooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggg time. I think she got into some peyote and is trippin'.

Does she want a boyfriend? I have a 68 year old father in law (he comes complete with a SSA check).. maybe together they can work on making their own grandchildren

Oh no, even hell no. I just rid of her last one. He was 65 and had to use a little pill to be practicing. I wish I didn't get to hear these details from her...

Ok so we won't buy him the little blue pill.. heck he's on pain killers 24/7 so I doubt even the blue pill will work LOL

hows about Liz and your FIL.. sperm is good for a lonnnnggg time aint it..

Excellent idea! Liz we are packing Dad up as we speak! Oklahoma right? Send us you phone number so he can call when he gets there! I GET A LITTLE BROTHER!!! I GET A LITTLE BROTHER!!!! Oh and a NEW MOMMY!!! Mommy Liz! I love it!!! WHOO HOOOO You will marry him and make an honest man of him right? You're not gonna just use him for his "man juice" are you? Thanks for helping me go there Rhonda! Sparky

i just didn't see why her mom should get all the fun

As if you needed any help to go there. You funny man. Ha ha ha Me luv him long time...NOT. You do realize, if he donates in the natural way, I'll be seeking child support, right?