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liz A.
on 1/5/08 12:47 am

so I should prob put this on the singles page as you all are all married fuddy duddies or soon to be

but youre going to hear me out anyway. so listen up.

I was just looking at some dating sites & some of these profile descriptions just plain make me tired. I mean how do they have time to do all this stuff they are saying they do???????????? geesh! I have decided that these people must either 1. be on crack 2. be liars 3. be exhausted all the time for all their various adventures, averaging approx 2-3 hrs sleep per night 4. embellish I'm going to write an ad that says "I'm lazy & I'm looking for someone who will spend the day in bed with me napping and what not" we'll see what happens. thats about all I had to say. continue with whatever. be gone with you. *claps twice*

Just Me
on 1/5/08 1:17 am - MO

Lap Band on 10/29/04

Hi Kellee How are you?.........They are lying or they did it once in the last 10 years ......I have dated a few of these adventurous men....and maybe one did some of what he mention in the pass year....LOL......

Liz...Tulsa
on 1/5/08 1:23 am - Oklahoma City, OK

I choose #2 and #4. Wait until you meet one who says they're 35-40, professional, well groomed, and "enjoys the finer things in life". The 2 I met in this variety were over 55, their pictures were at least 15 y rs old, one was a bus driver and the other (now I SWEAR this one is true) one was the dude who used a backhoe to dig graves in a small town. Ok, if that wasn't enough the bus driver thought boxed wine was "the finer things" and the grave digger had a Uni Bomber hair style and the same beard. Hence the reason I am still on POF but only for the forums.

I certainly hope you have better luck than me. Claps twice? Like this???????

he he he

(deactivated member)
on 1/5/08 5:55 am - Columbus, GA

RNY on 06/08/05

I have thought that the only ad I could really run on a dating site would be something like; "No matter what I write here, you won't believe it, and it is nearly impossible to tell the liars from the sincere on a written page, so screw it - just call me and let's go from there" .... or.... "Things I used to do: Smoke Drink Boating Skiing Surf Scuba dive Camp Fish Skydive Race cars Have sex Things I do now: Fart Work Make pens Eat at resturaunts Watch TV .... and if haven't done any of the above that day, have sex .... OR-------- "I think we should just get a motel, see if we can put each other in a coma and take it from there" OK... just being silly

I dunno... but real truth in advertising might not work real well on a dating site...