Yeah I feel your pain. I wish I could take the next 2 weeks off and just goof off! But then spring is just around the corner and I have my new Bikes coming up just waiting to be riddin! Ah life is grand!
Oh, I feel so bad for you. You shoulda made a trip to Oklahoma to meet a nice old fat lady named Liz. Then, you'd be thrilled to be going back to work!
oh sure.. where were you these past 10 days...
okay.. you can *** live with poppa and myself.. and be my houseboy instead
Don't forget the feather duster