He's Left me for a week!!!

So Spark is an officer in the union and the gubbermint decided he needs him some training ... LOL so he left this morning at 5 am to spend a week in Orlando.. isnt it funny how the gubbermint sends people to nice places for this kind of stuff.. I mean why not Alaska or Montana where its freaking freezing?? Of course I can't go because I have to work So I think all you great ladies should fly out to Reno this weekend for a girls weekend!!! A weekend of drinking and debauchery is in order I wish So now I need to keep myself out of trouble somehow.. of course with the hours I work that should be easy.. Debby

since I don't drink no more.. can I have DOUBLE DEBAUCHERY have fun..

Hey ya sexy woman you! wanna come play in the spa thingy wit me? hehe

i'd love to play wit the thingy in the spa wit youthanks for asking me have fun while away.. bu****ch out for them there harlots.. evil women.. hussys who like to have their way with men just for their money. You know you can always *** here and us floozies will do it for free

What??? "lifts hand to ear" I can't hear you very well because of the music in the background by the pool. I am sweating and need to dip to cool off. Oh crap I need to take my fruity " I don't know what it is" drink with me. Oh by the way it was freaking 9 degrees in denver! they can keep that city! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I figured out how to get on honey. There is seriously a spa thingy right outside my door. I'd go in it my all my skin would clog up a jet or something. It's already dark and it's still 80 degrees. There just something not right about that! Love ya Stinky

Ok so I tried and tried and tried to call you tonight.. GET OUT OF That hot tub!!!! talk about a freaking hussy!!!! OK did you leave the directions on how to make coffee?? cause I went in and got confused.. and I still havent figured out how I am going to get it next to my bed so its sitting there all hot and steamy when I wake up.. (the coffee honey the coffee) Guess I will just have to go to Starbucks every morning until you return... The boys are fine and Jazmine got up on the bed and kept sniffing your pillow.. and then looked at me.. sniffed again and looked at me as if she was asking me where you were.. Poor baby girl.. I am also worried about oversleeping.. again I guess it goes back to the coffee thing.. it woke me up... I think you should just come home now.. before I learn how to make the coffee and then you'll expect me to make it.. we can't have that!!!! My backside still hurts from my fall if it still hurts I will call the doctor tomorrow.. I am convinced I did break something.. ouchie honey and your not here to rub it... And papa is fine too.. I knew you'd want to know.. Love you... dont enjoy your trip.. ooops I mean enjoy....

I left you a Voicemail but you were asleep at 3:30 am? the hell woman? Jeesh. I am here waiting for the seminar to get started. Good coffee by the way with pastries! I only had one as they are not sugar free. (*******s) I have to go. I guess I won't be ab le to play online! Damn. Hope we get a break soon! Love ya darlin. Good luck with your coffee. It the power button twice and that sets it to automatic. Sparky

Oh I walked around a bit this morning and this place has 3 pools! It also has a walkway to water world or something like that. It's pretty danged fancy here honey. I'm gonna do the tourist picture thing later today. I'll send ya pics of me with some hotty at the pool! Oh that would be Rhonda and Kelly. I forgot to tell ya I invited them down for the week! Oh you know you love me!