I'm up for adoption

its 8:30 am. my mother has already called me 3x. I'm putting myself up for adoption. any takers. *cough* sparky *cough* deb. (its time) the stork has delivered you a 34 year old girl.

Look honey we were just talking about this yesterday.. now she is a bit older than what we wanted but on the plus side she's already potty trained. You know your welcome anytime... I could even give you a job until you find what you want.. Debby... errr Mommy

OK Hun come on. We're putting a new king size mattress on the bed and there is plenty of spooning room. We both have always wanted a girl. Oh can ya cook? How about cute little maid outfits? If ya can pull it all off ya can be a stay at home play thang for us both! WHOO HOOOO. You have a good Thanksgiving sweetie! Hugs, Spark

But I thought wee were adopting you??? I always wanted an older child! Happy Turkey Day!

I'll adopt ya, Kellee. But....I'm single. And still live with my parents. You don't think that'd be a problem with the adoption agency, do ya? Eh...maybe you should just unplug your phone for a while.

Dans brother is heading down on Saturday, hop in his car and come on down. We will gladly adopt you. I am not sure what part of Grand Rapids he is in but I will get you directions!! Have a great Turkey Day!

I would... but you don't like cats and they ain't leaving

wellllll, thanks for considering everyone. now that the day is over, I may stay put for a couple days. i'll pop by when you least expect it. in a basket sitting on your doorstep. wish me luck. I'm going to *try* to get up at 4am. tomorrow. try being the key word.

Umm notice we'll take ya no matter who ya bring cause we really love ya!