WTH.. part II.

it's a sad day.. when I have to be reminded that it's HUMP DAY off the SEXY BOARD.. Happy Hump Halloween Day everyone

hump, food, hump, food, hump. decisions, decisions. can I have both?

ABSOLUTELY where there's a will, there's a way.. Where you going on your date tonite??

dunno. I like it when the man plans it. I'm a bit traditional in that aspect....among other things. I was just chewing gum & totally bit the crap out of my lip. it really hurts. ow. aggressive chewing

so.. you will have a puffy lip on your date you'll look HAWT.. tell me about said date.. what does he look like.. how old.. what does he do for a living.. will I approve of him..

he's male. he's ok looking. (but I'm trying not to let looks be a factor) 38-ish. cop. maybe.

did you say COP.. I think I approve

I am going with zero expectations. is that good or bad? mostly I want a steak. I crack myself up.

YEAHHHH.. what Ron said.. a small peck on the cheek.. and then home to watch each other on webcam

I dont use webcams anymore. too risky