yo!

*holds my puffs plus with lotion and vicks vapor rub kleenex's, coffee, lysol and sudafed* Morning people! I think that's it. I'm dropping poundage....I'm a little excited about that. 153. I think I shat out 5 pounds of funk from my body yesterday. flu is great. Pee'd out my butt, and have been blowing air out of my left eye everytime I blow my nose. Yea, yeah, you know you love me and my graphic details. *blows nose, air shoots out left eye* *lysols my screen and keyboard*

geeeez Liz, get better already and quit grossing us out. That's my job. At least here at home. Seriously, i hope you feel better sooner than later.

What? *coughing phlem on you* My bad....*wipes of said phlem with vick's vapor rub kleenex*

LMAO... *reads post to girls at work* they say "ewwww... " *i crack up... that's the lizzie i know and love* gimme some sugar

morning sweet tits.... I sedated myself pretty heavily last night with 3 sudafed from 6pm-10pm and doused that off with nyquil before I actually went to bed, and I feel much better today. I figure if I do the same thing today/night as I did yesterday I should be cool for the weekend. I chunked up some **** in the shower this morning with the steam....it was gross...it was actually really gross, chunk-like mashed potato's the color of green/brown/yellow funk. But it was pretty big. so maybe that was a % of snots that actually left my system. -shrugs- *sprays lysol*

You have such a way of painting a mental picture to go with your stories.. Glad you are on the road to feeling better, Lizzie Pants.

*covers face with breathing mask* sorry becks.... *sprays lysol* how's Jon, and your belly?

Jon is getting around really well. He had his post op appointment yesterday and they took the staples out.. they did an xray and the new fusion in his back is healing perfectly!!!! Thank God! My Belly.. is getting big.. . but it has NOTHING to do with the insane need for donuts either Mallory is having her birthday party tomorrow.. can you believe she is going to be a year old on Tuesday???? Where has the time gone?? Pictures to come. I do hope you feel better, Lizzie.. there are pumpkins to be picked.. and all that other fun autumn stuffs. Beckie

my fav *that I hate* is when I blow my nose. and it's so thick...that it winds around and around the kleenix.. and won't stop.. especially when in public.. hope your feeling better... gotta run.. I'm off work and gotta go shoppin love ya BFF

dude I wanna go shopping....*stomps foot* Bah...