Tuesday!....................

Has been cancelled due to lack of interest!. everyone proceed to your nearest couch prop up your feet crack a cold beverage of your choice, put the tv on your favorite channel and wait it out until Wednesday! This has been a public service announcement from the Slackers of America. Help support The Slackers of America! for a mere $50.00 donation you will get a wall plaque suitable for framing in the mail(eventually) and the satisfaction that comes when you help a poor underachiever slack off for another day. (This is not tax deductible, send all donations to the above address, this offer is not vaild where not allowed, Donations will be put to no good use, actual plaque is Paper and take 56 to 190 months for delivery. (patent pending)

I like that idea! I am slacking until 10:00am EST. Then I have to go to this place and talk to idiots all day that no nothing about there job, but seem to think they know mine.... Have an awesome day! Julie

Do you have the Clearance to talk to Idiots? If you are a member in Good Standing of the slackers Union you can Pay the small 1 or 2 time fee of $75.00 and we will get Clearance to deal with Idiots. with a small 4 time fee in monthly payments we will also include a Ball peen Hammer for Idiot Negotiations.

being a slacker i will certainly want to support this cause, you can expect my check in the mail. be sure to wait for it as i'm certainly going to send it ASAP. Right after i mow the lawn, fix the car and paint the house. So be sure to wait by the mailbox as it will be there shortly.

I will be there a week from next tuesday,if it is not there there will be a notice sent out by mail that you will need to wait by the mailbox for yourself

I'll let you know as soon as i read that email. i promise.

Happy Taco Tuesday Paul