Blind man in a Girls Biker bar

dozerr
on 8/28/07 5:51 pm - Wyoming, MI
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it s only fair given that you are blind that you should jnow five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Chris N.
on 8/28/07 8:23 pm
I can laugh at this. Because I'm not blonde. Which means I understand the joke...
RHONDA FROM KY
on 8/28/07 9:26 pm - ALEXANDRIA, KY
I'm multicolored.. box oriented.. not sure of my natural roots..
dozerr
on 8/28/07 10:23 pm - Wyoming, MI
Me- No Box , Just Gray
Sparky
on 8/28/07 10:38 pm - Reno, NV
good way to start the day off! Thanks, Paul
Joy_72
on 8/29/07 8:30 am - Ridgeway, VA
Hey...y'all take it easy on us blonde chickies! lol Really doesn't bother me..We ALL know blondes have more fun. Don't be hating! lol Being the blonde that I am tho...This reminds me one time my son was in a wrestling tournament in South Carolina and me being from out of state had no clue where to get a good quick dinner. So long story short...we wound up in an all girl bar/ restaurant next to the hotel we were staying in...thankfully the peeps were just starting to come in the door...@ about 5 Pm. We quickly ate and got the hell outta there before the place filled up. Food there was very good and everyone was nice...Just couldn't beleive I had my then 14 year old son in a lesbian bar. ) AND i'm blessed with 20/20 eyesight.
dapalap
on 8/29/07 10:21 am - Somewhere, Uzbekistan
I dont get it I kid. I kid. cute one
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