Blind man in a Girls Biker bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it s only fair given that you are blind that you should
jnow five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Hey...y'all take it easy on us blonde chickies! lol Really doesn't bother me..We ALL know blondes have more fun. Don't be hating! lol
Being the blonde that I am tho...This reminds me one time my son was in a wrestling tournament in South Carolina and me being from out of state had no clue where to get a good quick dinner. So long story short...we wound up in an all girl bar/ restaurant next to the hotel we were staying in...thankfully the peeps were just starting to come in the door...@ about 5 Pm. We quickly ate and got the hell outta there before the place filled up. Food there was very good and everyone was nice...Just couldn't beleive I had my then 14 year old son in a lesbian bar. ) AND i'm blessed with 20/20 eyesight.