The Pottie Police in Minnesota?

Can you believe they busted a US Senator for tapping his feet in a bathroom stall? What a load of poo!!! While it might have been some sort of code, it might have been an innoncent mistake. It is not like he got caught going pee wee herman. Honestly, I am most shocked by the concept of pottie police.

I've got a call into my gay truck driving friend to get answers about "the code". If anyone can tell me if there really is one, he'll be able to do so. I'll update y'all when I hear from him. Did I tell you I was on the phone with a transgendered "woman" yesterday at work? "She" had a voice as deep as a baritone and called herself Danielle. I was taken aback when she told me she was transitioning and that she wasn't feminine looking enough with hormone therapy and she had "D" implants put in. About the only time in my life I've been speechless. After a few seconds and realizing he was serious, I said (and my mother about fainted when she heard that I said this), "Girl, doesn't your back hurt with those things?" He/she started laughing a big ol Santa Claus laugh and said, "Yes, yes they do. Thank goodness I've found the big girl stores". It takes all kinds...

Code?? You mean like three taps of the left foot means he needs more toilet paper? Three taps of the right foot means he would like a magazine? And alternating taps of each foot means he just peed down his leg?!

Yeah, I thought it was a bunch of crap too. I had a rabbit once that used to do the same thing when he was feeling frisky. As soon as I figured out he was gay I ate him! I know I know but it's early out here. Spark