This is to all you gettin' married or married or "in love" folks

You make me sick. Go be miserable like the rest of us. That is all. Seriously, I'm hoping all goes well for the next two brides. Sounds like the last three brides had no problems and lived to tell about the day. I have no one to love me. Boo hoo, poor me. No man to wring his hands at the end of a hospital bed, no one to take booty pictures of, no one to fill up MY wal mart tool box; just me. Oh, and a Siamese named Sophie. I'm too old for that crap. Y'all just go be happy and leave us ol crotchety girls in the corner to sulk.

but you're a cute crotchety chickie i love it when you get all pissieit turns me on..

yeah, but will the 2" of hair on my legs turn you off? I mean, I'll shave but ONLY if I know I'm gonna get lucky.

why keep up pain in the ass needless maintenance i love you the way you arebesides it's just the right length to lay down when wearing pantyhose now

Lady, you're not THAT old! And it'll happen for you too! You're to freakin fantastic for it not too! Got it? Good! *Hugs*

I second that....she is an incredibly intelligent, funny, sensitive, supportive, BEAUTY.....I am going to start looking for someone for her....NOW

She has all thumbs up in my book ps including my toe thumbs

Ok, you don't have enough wedding stuff to do if you're gonna look for me a man. Get busy!!!!! Oh, by the way, I really am a big ol' ugly bitty.

Oh, nope, I'm not fantastic. Only to my cat and her tongue is too rough.